"I sometimes feel that I should carry around some sort of rectal thermometer with which to test the rate at which I am becoming an old fart."--
1. Why the hell can’t people spell" Israel" correctly?
2. Why do most brides want to look like the Titanic after it just hit the iceberg?
3. Would Zimmerman’s supporters have held protest marches, complete with idiotic violence, if he’d been convicted?
4. How many duped Catholics realize that Daddy Francis said absofuckin' nothin' new?
5. Isn't this Weiner thing being beaten to death?